Inattention & Disorder

Posted by VERITAS
In a hurry to the ward office to claim an eighty dollar (approximate; current exchange rates) tax rebate, I can’t find my hand cream (for standard use — not the calendula oil I employ for jacking); decide to leave without it; thirty meters out, fishing about in my bag, think I discover I’ve left my gloves at home as well; return to my apartment only to discover, having re-entered, that both, in fact, are in my bag!