OFCD (Obsessive Fly Check Disorder)

Posted by VERITAS
When in public do I look down too often to check whether my fly is unzipped or not?
Of course, when I do look down, I always strive to camouflage my behavior by pretending to be examining something else, such as my fingernails, which I hold in a position just in front of my waist that allows me to do the fly check easily.