Butterfly Hard-on

Posted by VERITAS
Walking in the park with a woman I feel attracted to, but so far, in the afternoon time we’ve spent together — walking together; at a cafe — no spontaneous schlong hardening.
Then a butterfly flies into our path and suddenly the woman is trying to avoid it, saying things like, “Butterflies scare me!” as she smiles and laughs playfully, and this behavior on her part somehow quickly gives me a hard-on, which, not knowing how much its shape is showing through my pants, I attempt to divert possible onlooker attention from as we go by several occupied park benches by speaking in an animated voice, with lots of hand gestures.