Rocks on Fire

Just learned, experientially:
Do NOT apply peppermint oil, even partially diluted in a carrier oil, to one’s privates confident that it will, at one and the same time, cover up, before going out, incipient malodor as a result of not having showered for more than 24 hours (which it did) and provide, as well, a bit of brisk invigoration to said privates, which it did far more than “a bit” – to such an immense degree, in fact,  as to readily evoke this post’s title. 

Lesson definitely learned!