Posted by VERITAS
Will I ever stop picking boogers from my nose in the privacy (assuming my computer’s webcam hasn’t been hacked and I’m not in its field of vision) of my home? Or when I’m otherwise alone and (as best I can tell anyway) unobserved for that matter?

Can anything ever truly substitute for the delicious enjoyment of snagging an especially well-entrenched, recalcitrant, sufficiently-hardened representative of this form of mucosal matter and flicking its craggy mass floor-ward, heedless of where it might land?

What a feeling of freedom!

Not to mention the added benefit of enlarged air passages through the nostrils.